Monday, January 21, 2013

Donkeys don’t make good getaway cars

Donkey (© Ian Cumming/Getty Images)

Braying donkey used as getaway car by dumbass thieves

9 hrs ago
Donkeys don’t make good getaway cars. Just ask the three Colombians whose Laurel and Hardy-style burglary plan included speeding off on an elderly ass (not the animal shown above). The trio had slipped through the roof of a shop in the Caribbean town of Juan de Acosta, pilfered a buffet's worth of rum, sardines, rice and other victuals and carefully loaded it onto 10-year-old Xavi the donkey. Perhaps annoyed at being awake at 2 a.m. (or maybe because he missed his owner, from whom he'd been stolen the day before), Xavi began braying. The thieves took off when the cops showed up, abandoning the loot-laden creature. All the swag was returned — including the noisy donkey. [Source]

1 comment:

  1. Hah..! Wat a lame idea.I guess the thieves lacked the basic level of intelligence that should exist in a human being.Who on earth would barge into a shop with an ass and make an ass out of himself.I'm glad that those dumb thieves didn't get a chance to steal anything thanks to the ass who alerted everyone.


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