Wednesday, September 8, 2010

This is what they call spiked heels?

SEP 8, 2010 07:52 EDT

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ARMOR | BRITAIN | FASHION | HUMOR | KNIGHTS | ROMANCE | SHOES
Blog Guy, I’m a loyal reader living in Scotland, and I need fashion advice. Can you recommend some good shoes for a knight out?
So you’re looking for stylish evening footwear?
leona shoes 260No, I mean KNIGHT, not night! My boyfriend is a professional knight, and when he picks me up for a date in full armor, I like to look like I belong with him.
You may be in luck. The photo above shows a prominent guest at a big film festival last weekend. Her shoes have a medieval flair, and here are some others seen recently at chic events. Damsel shoes are having a Renaissance!
So where is your knight in shining armor taking you?
red knight shoes 260To a siege.
A siege? Who’s sending him there?
The king, his liege.
His liege is sending him to a siege? Well, as they say, noblesse oblige! Will he be dressed in the royal color?
Yes, Lamar will wear beige….
Wow. That’s quite a plume in his helmet. Any idea what he will do in the siege?
The king is being secretive. He just said it’s Lamar’s chance to be “catapulted to success.”
That’s exciting. Uh, has Lamar ever flown before? I’m just asking.
Top: Director Floria Sigismondi poses during a photocall for her film The Runaways at the 36th American film festival in Deauville, September 4, 2010. REUTERS/Vincent Kessler
Right: The shoes of British singer Leona Lewis are pictured during her performance at the Rock in Rio Music Festival in Lisbon May 22, 2010. REUTERS/Jose Manuel Ribeiro
Left: A model presents a creation as part of Versus Spring/Summer 2010 women’s collection during Milan Fashion week, September 27, 2009. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini
COMMENTS
Regular blog readers should join me in wishing a happy first anniversary to Shra, who sent her first comment one year ago today. I know, it seems like much longer…
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Happy Anniversary, Shra!
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Guess this is the right place and occassion to say I am chuffed… :D
And also maybe a thank you speech? :)
Naaaaahhhh!!!
All hail BG, master of the OE blog.. for keeping us sane through our days with his blogs, and endless supply of medidonuts and barely-legal-in-the-US anymore drugs…
All hail the OE commentors who put up with BG and each other… :D
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On behalf of KWest, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and myself, Happy Anniversary, Shra!!!
And, Andrew Meyer just wanted to say “Don’t tase me Bro!”

 

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