The Best Solution.


Three churches in an inner city area were overrun with rats.


The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about the problem. After
much prayer and consideration they determined that the rats were predestined to be there
and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.


The Catholic group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any
of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the rats and set them free a few miles
outside of town. Three days later, the rats were back.


It was only the C of E who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution.
They baptised the rats and registered them as members of the church. 
Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.


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