Top 5 Recession Tips, from your Dog.
Tip 1. -Give Up-
Don’t be the Dingleberry: Occasionally, the Key lies in knowing When to Give Up.
Don’t be the Dingleberry: Occasionally, the Key lies in knowing When to Give Up.
Tip 2. -Try to Feel Needed-
If you think Nobody Cares if you’re Alive, Try Missing a Couple of Car Payments. – Earl Wilson
If you think Nobody Cares if you’re Alive, Try Missing a Couple of Car Payments. – Earl Wilson
Tip 3. -Think Profitably-
The Best way of “Saving Money”… is to Forget Who you Borrowed it From.
The Best way of “Saving Money”… is to Forget Who you Borrowed it From.
Tip 4. -Live Bravely!-
Do One Brave Thing today, then Run Like HELL.
Do One Brave Thing today, then Run Like HELL.
Tip 5. -Above all, Avoid Stockbrokers-
and Try not to Get Between Them and Your Money.
and Try not to Get Between Them and Your Money.
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